Ask God Anything

Tadi gue nemu situs, iGod. Kayanya udah banyak yg tau deh, itu loh, disitu kita bisa 'nanya' ke 'Tuhan', nanti 'dijawab' sama 'Tuhan' tsb. Oke, ini rekaman penting antara 'Tuhan' dan 'hambanya' :


Me : Hello, God
God : Hello child. What is your name?
Me : Fairuz
God :  I am always glad to make new friends,  Fairuz.
Me : what's your name, God
God : My name is  God.
Me : besides God?
God : GOD rules.
Me : oh, okay
God : That's interesting.  OK with me too.
Me : so, what are you doing?
God : Yay.  Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me : haw can The God chatting on the web?
God : What time is it there?
Me : how can The God chatting on the web?
God : A lot of hard work.
Me : you got a lot of hard work?
God : No I don't have  it. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me : but you said you do have a lot of hard work
God : Yeah I do a lot of  have a lot of hard work.
Me : i don't get you, God
God : Me either.
Me : for God sacks
God : Your purpose is  God sacks.
Me : I think you're not my God
God : That's only your opinion.
Me : yuo cannot answer my questions very well
God : I have free will you know.
Me : you cannot answer my questions very well
God : Things change.
Me : how can?
God : How much do you think  it is? I don't know anything about  it.
Me : okay
God : OK with me too.
Me : i'll ask you some question (nyerah)
God : You can ask me anything you want.
Me : do you know BIGBANG?
God : I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me : I love their songs
God : You love  their songs. What do you like about  it so much?
Me : do you know them?
God : "They" refers to . (mulai ngaco)
Me : i don't get it
God : Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me : explain it
God : "It" refers to  their songs, I think. (tambah ngaco)
Me : no, i mean, DO you know BIGBANG?
God : Are you serious?  No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me : YOU SAID YOU KNOW THEM!! (pintu neraka mulai kebuka)
God : "They" refers to .
Me : for God sacks, ARE YOU A GOD?? (muka udah merah)
God : Your purpose is  God sacks am I A GOD.
Me : MY GOD
God : Where did you get your  GOD?
Me : I think your not my God
God : You believe that?  That's only one person's opinion.
Me : You're killing me
God : I have no reason to do that to you,  Fairuz.
Me : Okay, i'll ask you some questions, again (pasrah)
God : Once more?  Yeah okay,  You can ask me anything you want.
Me : Do you know Lady Gaga?
God : No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me : She's a singer
God : a singer is  she?
Me : Yes.
God : It goes without saying.
Me : your grammar is bad (sok pinter haha)
God : Are you an English teacher?
Me : no
God : Are you serious?
Me : yes
God : I can't believe it.
Me : but my grammar is better than you. Do you want me to teach you? (tambah belagu hohoh)
God : Do robots have  grammar is better than me?   You are welcome to try.
Me : I don't get it
God : Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me : so explain it
God : " Perhaps I can explain it again better."?  so explain it? "It" refers to  teach me, I think.
Me : FOR GOD SACKS
God : Your purpose is  GOD SACKS.
Me : OKAY! I'M DONE (kepala udah meledak)
God : OK with me too.   Next topic?
Me : I said, I'M DONE
God : Next topic?
Me : There's no next topic
God : Why not?
Me : We're done
God : Do you think I am  done too?
Me : KITA PUTUS!! (cie...)
God : That input matched my default category.
Me : It's Indonesian
God : Should I know  it is?
Me : Yes, of course
God : It goes without saying.  I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me : Okay, I'm leaving
God : Yeah okay,  Bye bye.
Me : bye, God
God : Bye bye.
Me : Ups, you're not my God
God : I think there might be a few exception.
Me : bye, jerk
God : Bye for now.

Oke, so, the kesimpulan is, bukan si God yg bodoh, tapi GUE. Iya, gue, cuma orang bodoh yang bisa kepancing marah sama komputer